"-Crucifixion?
-
Yes.
- Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
- Crucifixion?
- Er, no, freedom actually.
- What?
- Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
- Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
- No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
- Oh yes, very good. Well...
- Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left."